Dick Appointment / Dick’O’Clock

Dick Appointment / Dick’O’Clock is when someone organizes a date specifically based around sexual activity with a someone that has penis. 

Example Use: Her Mind: Alright so for tomorrow I have zoom call with my boss at 10 am, then I have to send those stupid docs to that coworker, gym, eat, wash the dog, dick appointment with dude from dating app, come home and do laundry, eat, and finally sleep. Seems easy enough, but oh fuck, I forgot I have to pick up my Amazon package. Should I do that after or before the dick appointment? Do you think he will mind if I bring a 5 foot lamp to his place? Nah he won’t mind, I hope.



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